A collection.

There is No Finish Line

Don’t put off projects - or, to be trite, your dreams - for a time when life “slows down.” As soon as one anxiety-producing thing exits our universe, it’s replaced by another one. I have managed to waste a stunning amount of time waiting for this fictitious, idyllic moment when everything that bogs me down disappears and I can focus on the things that I really want to do.

That attitude is a joke. The truth is, you will never achieve anything that you remotely care about if you don’t start doing it, despite life’s never ending assembly line of hindrances.

Bad Things

It shouldn’t be: “Why do bad things happen to good people?”
It should be: “Why should anything good happen to us?”

My new assistant. He’s not begging for an almond, just guarding them. Really.

My new assistant. He’s not begging for an almond, just guarding them. Really.

The only perk to getting up early.

The only perk to getting up early.

My own personal Easter Bunny.

My own personal Easter Bunny.